SLACKING...back by popular demand...

Hello, well I've been commanded to write a new post. So here it is. I should be working, but duty calls, my public awaits. Thank you, thank you...oh no no please, stop. No more pictures...BACK OFF!!!

Sorry, had a moment.

So I got a lead on something...those of you who know my situation know what I mean, can't get into detail in case I'm being watched...the "others" might get me. You'll see me traipsing through the woods with my teddy bear...sorry, Lost moment.

Wow I'm full of moments today.

So it's a glorious day and all I want to do is be outside. Damn! I feel like such a little kid lately! I don't want to go to bed, I don't want to work...I think I'm headed toward an early midlife crisis. If you see me dressing ili in a mini skirt and driving her around in a red mustang, you'll know I've gone off the deep end. Of course, if you really know me, you'll know that the fact that this post is in PINK is a sign that I've lost it.

Hee hee hee. Aaaaaah hahahahahahahaha! Have a great day everyone...

Sex, Lies & Videotape

I've decided to make today's post title more like all of Carri's, to see if it intrigues people. :P

So ok I had rockin sex last night, as usual...yay! This is soooo karma catching up with me. I had NO sex for like six years, and now I get it all the time. See people, patience is indeed a virtue. Hee hee...

My work is still crazy. People are dropping like flies...quitting or being fired or whatever, and the ones that are still here are losing their little minds. And there's so much backstabbing that I have no idea who to trust. I just do my job and keep my head under the radar as much as possible. I figure as long as I do a bang-up job, then the focus will be on the people who aren't.

And finally, video tapes. I mean, seriously, does anyone buy them anymore? And if so, why? They suck!

Ok people, tawk amongst yaselves...here's a topic...what the hell is up with Michael Jackson and do his kids stand an ice cube's chance in hell at being normal and well adjusted??

~J~

The Day After the Worst Day Ever...

Hee hee...well Carri said that Jenny said that yesterday was supposed to be the worst day of the year...and my day wasn't all that bad, so I guess that means the whole year is going to be AWESOME if yesterday was the worst! Yay!!!
But ili had a really crappy day and so did Carri and Jenny, so that sucks. ili said: "Well I'm glad that's over!"
Today, however, I feel like killing one of my coworkers to put myself out of my own misery. I swear to god, she has peppered me with the most annoying questions all fucking day long!!! Aaaaaahhhh!
Speaking of which, I guess my lunch is over and I should get back to work. See everyone later...

:)

~J~

Insanity...and other stuff

Well after much consideration, I decided to delete my last post, because, well, it seemed like a smart thing to do. I don't trust the people at my work to keep out of my blog, because they do keep track of what websites we visit, and if someone decided to look at my activity, they'd find my blog, and then...well, you know.

Anyway, it's my lunch time, so I'm updating. I do work at an insane asylum, and most people I work with, including the owner, would probably agree.

On a totally different topic, I have a speculation: what if all the water is all we have, and it's continually just recycling itself through our planet, and once we get to a point where the population has grown too large for the existing water supply to accomodate it, we just all start dying off from lack of water? Or what if our current death rate is perfectly timed so that enough people die off each year to ensure a constant flow to everyone else? Just a thought. I think being in charge of the water department in a government has got to be one of the most stressful jobs on the planet, because it's essentially the only product whose supply is totally uncontrollable. I mean, we just sit and hope for rain, don't we? If rain doesn't come, we get no water. We can't exactly MAKE MORE, can we? There's only so much hydrogen and oxygen to go around, isn't there? Hmmmmm...

Ok here's another random topic: I think the ability to love is the single most important lesson we all must learn in life. To love unconditionally and totally. We are by nature a gregarious species. We must have human companionship in order to survive and be sane. We must learn to love, or our souls will perish. Think about it. None of us, regardless of our religious/spiratual beliefs, knows what will happen when we die, because none of us have died and lived to tell about it. So we must by default assume that this is it. When we die, that's it. Because I don't care what you believe, the ONLY thing you can assume is that you won't get another chance to live this life again. Ok given that, what must you do to make sure you lived a good life? To make sure it was worth it in the end? To know you made a dent in this life? You must love. Everything else is material, and when you really think about it, pointless and ridiculous.

And let me further point out that love takes many forms. You can love your significant other by treating them with respect and caring for them through thick and thin. You can love a family member by keeping in touch and supporting their goals and ambitions. You can love mankind by volunteering to help people in need.

I am fortunate to have been taught to love deeply since birth. I told my mom this Christmas that she did an amazing job raising me, because above all, she taught me to love. I truly believe that. My mother is a great woman.

Happy Monday, everyone.

~J~

2006, Here I Come!!!

Happy 2006, everyone!

I have designated 2006 as the Year of Resolution, as many of you know.
I know so many people who experienced big changes in 2005, myself included. This year will be the healing...the year to resolve, get the proper footing, and move on to bigger and better things.

So what are your goals for 2006?
Mine are to get involved in music on a regular basis, write and arrange at least 4 songs, work out and/or run 3-5 days a week, run in at least three 5Ks, call my friends and family more often, make a new friend, and a few others. I went big on the resolutions this year, simply because I know I can do them and want to better myself.

I'm having a movie fest this weekend. Harry Potter with my dad tonight, and Hostel (horror flick) with my dad and ili late tomorrow night. Fun!

Have to get back to work. Hoping to leave early today.

Have a great week, and a successful and prosperous and loving year!

~J~